May 2013
9 posts
omg i start work tomorrow. for those who are updated on my life i got a paid internship. i hope the work isn’t boring like my last job and that i know what I’m doing. hope i make friends with my fellow interns and that they’re not mean and nastay. i hope my boss isnt clueless or something. oh well at least i get paid.
ok good night friends.
Walking in the Financial Aid Office
dignifiedking:
Desk Person: “Hello may I help you?”
Me:
random emo post of the day
feeling down. too scared to say what i really want.
hiding in my suitemate’s moved out room because i don’t feel like talking or seeing anyone at the moment.
Asian Stars and The USA: A History
Hikaru Utada: I am a celebrated singer-songwriter in Japan who is beloved by the entire country. I grew up in New York and speak perfect, unaccented English. I'm going to record an interesting, unique CD for the U.S., entirely in English, and try to make it in Hollywood.
USA:
BoA: Hello! I am an incredibly strong vocalist with a range people dream of and dance skills America hasn't seen in a pop star since Usher. Not only am I a legend in my home country of South Korea, I managed to become a best selling artist in Japan, paving the way for future Korean artists to find Asian-wide success. Now, I'm going to debut in the states with a dance CD written by proven hit makers.
USA:
Wonder Girls: We're a fun, colorful five member girl group reminiscent of the Spice Girls. We sing the sort of sugar-cute pop that's popular in Asia but not as accepted in the U.S. We are bravely going to give up our massive popularity in South Korea to promote our sugar-cute style to teenagers in America, slowly building up hype, never losing our flare. We will spend years and years working on our English and our debut, hooking up with established stars like Akon in the process. We even made a movie with Teen Nick.
USA:
Jin Akanishi: I'm a former member of an incredibly popular Japanese boy band. I left them for good to explore a career in the USA, studying English and working to achieve my dream, to sing and dance as an Asian star in America.
USA:
Girls' Generation: We're flirting with this market, performing on national, network television twice with our English song The Boys, written by one of Michael Jackson's old song writers. We are nine slim, attractive girls, two of whom are from the states and speak perfect English.
USA:
Psy: lol omg guys watch me dance like a horsey.
USA: YES! EXCELLENT!
Psy: Wait what?
Creepy dreams again
I should stop taking so many naps in the middle of the day, I seem to get really weird dreams during them.
You know when you sometimes have sleep paralysis and it feels like you’re awake but you can’t move or open your eyes or get up? Well I had that in a creepier form. I kept repeating myself getting up and walking to the bathroom. I think I’m awake but only one eye is able to...
So many things I wanna do
So today I had dinner with my friend Afeique and we were discussing things we were learning and it got be thinking about all the stuff I really want to learn and master
1. guitar, whether it be acoustic or electric. My mom actually likes the idea of me getting lessons ever since I’ve been self learning the ukulele. She likes the idea of me learning music. Also I totally want to get decent...
lydiallama:
i think i’m almost emotionally recovered from madoka so you know what that means
contract jokes
April 2013
26 posts
That moment when you realize your dreams convey a more stressful lifestyle than irl.
Last night I had a dream that my grade in Chinese was getting dropped a letter grade, from an A to a B because I missed a quiz. I also had to finish my Chinese hw, and had like pages of characters and exercises to complete in a short period of time. When I woke up, I was relieved cause I realized I didn’t...
encourage:
Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers
What ingredients does it take to make you? →
kibibyte:
relapsingtrainwreck:
wholetthedorkin:
thehappysorceress:
mysecretorigin:
I am made of laughs, cries, and apathy. With a dash of Twitter.
Um…okay?
Well.
“The Happy Sorceress is made of Pop, Emo, and earthquakes. With a dash of fanfiction. “
I’m made of sticks, friends and lies. With a dash of Dreamworks.
apparently i’m made from sapphires, rice, ammunition with a...
Drunk people say the funniest things
So i just remembered last week, my friend Angelique invited me to go with her to the president of JSA’s birthday party. We walked to the apartment complex and hear this loud ass party and we assume it’s that party. We get there and to our surprise it’s this huge rager.
There’s a lot of strangers there and I hung my coat in the guy’s closet. When I decide to leave, I...
So I just woke up from a glorious nap and ordered myself a pizza for late dinner and I just wanna tell you bout a dream I had.
I was back at home with my family and it was night time. For some reason, my father did something that wronged me and my brother in terms of financial support. It seems like he committed some sort of fraud and kept the gains to himself. My mother is of course mad and my...
Since I was very bored, I decided to watch Cheaper by the Dozen 2 and a young Taylor Lautner was in it. Might I say he was way cuter as a kid than he is now. HE WAS SHARK BOY TOO!
Things that annoy me about roommate post number bajillion
her: ” OMG Do you want to hear something?”
me: “uhhh”
her: proceeds to tell me something related to architecture and has nothing to do with me. “SO SCANDALOUS” in that stupid exaggerated voice she does.
OMG STFU
another thing. she needs to stop complaining about architecture and the work she needs...
cosmo tip #975
napoleonbonerhard:
before going down on her make sure u softly whisper itadakimasu to show that u r ready for the meal
ap student: hey im going to my ap class
ap student: ugh my ap textbook is SO heavy
ap student: ugh, im taking 7 AP classes
ap student: AP
ap student: listen to me
ap student: look at me
ap student: AP
ap student: IM SMART
ap student: LET ME READ YOU MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE SO THAT YOU CAN INHALE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM AND BREATHE IN HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU
ap student: ap
March 2013
24 posts
Where’s a wise, old Asian mentor when you need one? I need an uncle Iroh in my life.
It seems like I am being foolish again. I can’t write what I’m really feeling.
kurumixoxo:
crateshya:
spookowl:
...
I’m pretty damn proud of myself right now. My ikea desk lamp seemed broken after I dropped it for the millionth time. Frustrated and curious with what was going on inside the lamp, I took my trusty screwdriver and took the bottom off. I noticed some of the plastic casing broke but it was nbd. I saw the two main wires were dangling and I basically took them and examined where it used to be. I...
